Here you go.TigerChris wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:45 pm I'm confused!! Can someone tell me what I've missed here please?
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Here you go.TigerChris wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:45 pm I'm confused!! Can someone tell me what I've missed here please?
Pah! Christmassy or just patterned, you should see me despatch wrapping paper.nathanclarinet wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:04 pm knives don’t kill people, rappers do
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Pointed dicks, rambo dicks, double-edged dicks, commando dicks, hunting dicks, camping dicks, craft dicks, fruit dicks, fish dicks, steak dicks, military dicks, surgical dicks, flick dicks, EDC dicks, I'm going to cut the list short at watchmakers dicks.
F*** me, just when you think you've heard it all!nbg wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:54 pmHere you go.TigerChris wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:45 pm I'm confused!! Can someone tell me what I've missed here please?
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Could I add spades, rolling pins and frying pans to that list pleaseLavaine wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:25 pm An incomplete list of things I have seen used as weapons during my career, and which should no longer be discussed on the forum as they fall under rules 1.4:
baseball bats
cricket bats
hammers
screwdrivers
drinking glasses
bottles
rings
ropes
clothing drawstrings
tables
plates
pottery
hands
arms
legs
heads
cars
motorcycles
bicycles
books
pipes
televisions
computers
Thankfully no watches (yet). I expect that all offending threads will be deleted forthwith.
[The idea of banning chat about kitchen knives] is such a ludicrous concept, that [discussing it without making jokes] would be extremely difficult.TheBeatles wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:32 pmDon’t understand your post, doesn’t grammatically make sense!sproughton wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:29 pmIt's such a ludicrous concept that staying away from jokes would be extremely difficult.TheBeatles wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:36 pm Well, that’s the end of this thread. Descended into joke time.
Makes sense now, thanks for explanation. And I agree with you, I just hate interesting threads going into a joke fest. Plus, I was in a bad mood as I’d just heard the news about Rafa.sproughton wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:12 pm[The idea of banning chat about kitchen knives] is such a ludicrous concept, that [discussing it without making jokes] would be extremely difficult.TheBeatles wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:32 pmDon’t understand your post, doesn’t grammatically make sense!sproughton wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:29 pm
It's such a ludicrous concept that staying away from jokes would be extremely difficult.
Made sense the first time, but hopefully less ambiguous now.
Sorry, it’s too early for jokes Consoling myself with a large Gentleman Jack