Here you go.
Pah! Christmassy or just patterned, you should see me despatch wrapping paper.
Pointed dicks, rambo dicks, double-edged dicks, commando dicks, hunting dicks, camping dicks, craft dicks, fruit dicks, fish dicks, steak dicks, military dicks, surgical dicks, flick dicks, EDC dicks, I'm going to cut the list short at watchmakers dicks.
F*** me, just when you think you've heard it all!
Could I add spades, rolling pins and frying pans to that list pleaseLavaine wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:25 pmAn incomplete list of things I have seen used as weapons during my career, and which should no longer be discussed on the forum as they fall under rules 1.4:
Thankfully no watches (yet). I expect that all offending threads will be deleted forthwith.
[The idea of banning chat about kitchen knives] is such a ludicrous concept, that [discussing it without making jokes] would be extremely difficult.TheBeatles wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:32 pmDon’t understand your post, doesn’t grammatically make sense!
Makes sense now, thanks for explanation. And I agree with you, I just hate interesting threads going into a joke fest. Plus, I was in a bad mood as I’d just heard the news about Rafa.sproughton wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:12 pm[The idea of banning chat about kitchen knives] is such a ludicrous concept, that [discussing it without making jokes] would be extremely difficult.
Made sense the first time, but hopefully less ambiguous now.
Sorry, it’s too early for jokes Consoling myself with a large Gentleman Jack