It saddens me every time I walk past a certain emporium of the tonsorial arts in Norwich and see the hipsterly rakes lined up for their Saturday hair dos and beard dos.
To think, this iniquitous den of beardly topiary...this garden-centre of barbiculture...used to be a perfectly lovely antique clock and watch shop.
It maketh my blood to boil.
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Amor Vincit Omnia wrote:It saddens me every time I walk past a certain emporium of the tonsorial arts in Norwich and see the hipsterly rakes lined up for their Saturday hair dos and beard dos.
To think, this iniquitous den of beardly topiary...this garden-centre of barbiculture...used to be a perfectly lovely antique clock and watch shop.
It maketh my blood to boil.
Perhaps if one looks at this from another perspective...the spirits of clocks and watches of times past might ensure timely cuts in the present...
Just saying...
Tom
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Amor Vincit Omnia wrote:It saddens me every time I walk past a certain emporium of the tonsorial arts in Norwich and see the hipsterly rakes lined up for their Saturday hair dos and beard dos.
To think, this iniquitous den of beardly topiary...this garden-centre of barbiculture...used to be a perfectly lovely antique clock and watch shop.
It maketh my blood to boil.
Perhaps if one looks at this from another perspective...the spirits of clocks and watches of times past might ensure timely cuts in the present...
Just saying...
Barber: "And how would you like your moustache today sir?"
Hipster: "Well, I was thinking a bit old broken turn of the 1900s grandfather clock hands, that had been left in the sun too long?"
Barber: "Of course sir, say no more..."