I am still alive, so I take it that Hans takes this in the lighthearted tone in which it was meant.
Truth is, if it were a chainsaw, I'd probably
want it, because Rolex have a habit of making their stuff to ridiculously high quality standards. If they'd make chainsaws, I could probably use it to saw my house into 1x1"cubes, and cut down the surrounding forestry on the Utrechtse Heuvelrug... for the remainder of my life, and then have my grandson inherit it in pristine condition.
The fact that it looked like something the cat left on the mat couldn't bother me, because a chainsaw is a tool. If it needs to look horrible to work well, that's fine.
I would object to it being scattered with diamonds, but then I could always take the low-end model, without the diamond.
Problem is, even though I might
want it, there is no way in hell I could
afford it - even the low-end model would cost more than my house.
To someone like Paul Allen, who carries the price of a Submariner as loose change, this does not equate in the same way as to someone like John Doe, who has to work long overtime hours to be able to afford a Kingfisher LE.
I'm somewhere in between - closer to John than to Paul, but fortunate enough to keep up a small but notable collection of highly valued cameras and lenses, a couple nice watches, a bit of high-end audio gear, and still be able to maintain a wife, a couple grandchildren and drive a pretty comfy car.
But for me, to buy a Rolex would mean that I'd have to refrain from getting a backup body for my digital SLR, or to refrain from keeping an amount set aside in case Sonymex decides to release a somewhat more professional Alpha camera. Or I'd have to sell my XM Motor (that would definitely get me a Rolex).
And if I would have that sort of funds available, and I would be given the choice between a Submariner and a black Planet Ocean, the choice would be friggin' easy: the black Planet Ocean looks decidedly better, and the Planet Ocean has the advantage of more daring, and probably more durable, watch technology.
So there.
But I am not at the point where I am going to spend that much on a watch. I would rather spend that sort of money on a couple more modest, but equally interesting, watches.
peter
Man with one watch, always know time. Man with many watches, never sure.
(unidentified Chinese philosopher)