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True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!

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True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!! (None of that Sissy ****)

1... When ye are sad -- I will help you get **** and plot revenge against the **** who made ye sad.
2... When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3... When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4... When ye are scared -- I will shake the **** out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.
5... When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!
6... When ye are confused -- I will try to use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh me head off at you, you clumsy arse, .......but I'll help you up.
9... This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Because ... you are my friend.

Friendship is like peein' in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...
the "g" is for Greg...
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I'm assuming from the lack of replies that there are not many Scottish people on this forum!? I'm Scottish, from Troon... Albeit I'm now displaced down in Wales living in Cardiff.

Any mentions of Scotland make me smile and also make me homesick in equal measure!
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gwells wrote:True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!! (None of that Sissy ****)

1... When ye are sad -- I will help you get **** and plot revenge against the **** who made ye sad.
2... When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3... When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4... When ye are scared -- I will shake the **** out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.
5... When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!
6... When ye are confused -- I will try to use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh me head off at you, you clumsy arse, .......but I'll help you up.
9... This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Because ... you are my friend.

Friendship is like peein' in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...
Damnit, I think I'm Scottish!
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I'm not Scottish but I do like Scotch whisky, that's got to count for something, right? :p
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Counts towards a hangover if nothing else!
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