richtel wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2024 4:13 pm Swiss Watchmaker - a dishwasher-loading style adopted by one half of every relationship. The other half usually stacking the dishwasher like a racoon on crystal meth.

Being possessed neither of dishwashing appliance nor of cohabiting helpmeet, I’m struggling to visualise which half you had in mind for which role.

À la recherche du temps perdu - A long story about a Frenchman who can't find his watch

Watch band -

@Amor Vincit Omnia on lead vocals; @welshlad on drums; @rkovars on rhythm guitar; @downer on lead guitar; @Bahnstormer_vRS on bass guitar.

@Kip - lyrics and production

^^^^^ That’s one band I wouldn’t watch…….

^^^ buy cheap tickets now for when they have a falling out but get back together in 15 years time to play stadiums

@missF We need a Celtic person on the fiddle. Any ideas?

Minute Repeater - Watch Band's 'difficult second album'

Amor Vincit Omnia wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 2:29 pm @missF We need a Celtic person on the fiddle. Any ideas?

Are you saying I'm on the fiddle??

missF wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 3:53 pm

Amor Vincit Omnia wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 2:29 pm @missF We need a Celtic person on the fiddle. Any ideas?

Are you saying I'm on the fiddle??

You might very well think that. I could not possibly comment.

Watch face - what you do to check and see if your significant other has spotted the new watch you're wearing


Automatic Movement - dancing out the door with your left arm out of sight so your significant other doesn't spot the new watch you're wearing


Rehaut - the noise you make to deflect the conversation when your significant other spots the new watch you're wearing, as in 'Rehaut, look - a squirrel!'

Smooth Seconds - the additional skim of plaster which will make the wall ready to start painting.

Split Second - an SI unit of time based on the halflife of an intact Ebay authentication seal remaining on a new watch purchase.

Vertical Motion - the movement of one's phone when taking a watch picture so that it doesn't appear as a reflection in the crystal.

Horizontal Motion - the movement of one's phone to inspect said picture.

Lume Plot
A conspiracy by a group of Catholic dissenters to blind the King in Parliament using a swivel mounted array of Trident Lumière watches.

B-Uhr
A social media code used by German men to arrange a crafty trip to the pub without their wives’ knowledge.
Known in English as “beer o’clock”.

Pantograph - A watch complication used in combination with a Pulsometer but used to measure breathing rate.