The watchaholic's alternative dictionary

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missF wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:08 pm Good time management - when your watch, your watch book from amazon, and two new straps (one of which is from Martu in Chile) all arrive on the same day
"Good-time" management - a controlled restricted sex life.
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magicman wrote: Wed Apr 28, 2021 5:56 pm
Fantastic work, just when I thought this thread slowing down.

Regards Steve
missF wrote: Wed Apr 28, 2021 9:22 pm Brilliant tortoise! :lol: :clap:
Thanks - I think I've got it out of my system now! :lol:
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Just a Minute - Gameshow situation facing new participants in this thread after reading back through the previous hilarious entries ie must try to avoid Repetition, Deviation and Hesitation.
Im out of ideas!

Brilliant thread! :thumbup:
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Popout crown - Trip to the dentist needed.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
watching you fail in your quest for a “one watch” has been great entertainment
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Leaking seal - urinary issue, often age related, needing medical attention.
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Bpm. Your heart rate when you finally get to collect your grail watch!
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Perlage: see décolletage, only tastefully adorned with beautifully strung pearls.

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The Dirty Dozen - Friday night's niche guest appearance at a prime Vegas gentleman's club.
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Third Wheel - Her friend who you definitely didn't invite out, yet isn't taking any hints.
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Tang - not just an orange drink for astronauts.

Buckle - what a watch enthusiast does when there are new releases about.
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Elasticated NATO- the constant flex of member state's dedication and contribution according to political whim.
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Grade 2 Titanium - increasingly difficult tune played on a lightweight instrument.

Grade 5 Titanium - really quite complicated tune played on said lightweight instrument.
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Drilled lugs - having one's ears pierced.

Can't believe I missed this thread. There are some very sharp people here!
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^^ Excellent!

Henry London - Enearing children's story of a cheeky vacuum visiting the big city.
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