The watchaholic's alternative dictionary

downer · Post by **downer** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:03 pm

Turn-O-Graph - how to present bad news to management.

strapline · Post by **strapline** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:36 pm

Tribus: The phenomenon of waiting an age for a bus to turn up only for three to arrive at once.

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missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:49 pm

Water resistance - a preference for G+T

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:53 pm

Spring clip - getting your dog trimmed for the warmer weather

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:02 pm

Red twelve - a dozen Russian prisoners serving time for crimes they didn’t commit

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:05 pm

Kickstarter - the kid who instigated the fight

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:06 pm

Pelagos LHD - Mythical winged creature with an honorary degree

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:08 pm

Slab sides - the bits that fall on your toes

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:10 pm

Brushed finish - the little quiffy bit at the front that you spike up with a bit of hair gel

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:12 pm

Radial brushing - what’s required if you have a bowl cut

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:14 pm

Polar explorer - female exotic dancer

Post by **Amor Vincit Omnia** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:29 pm

missF wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:14 pm Polar explorer - female exotic dancer

One who has worked in Antarctica, I presume?

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:31 pm

Lindsay's on a roll !

Stop2Go - Poorly timing one's arrival at a traffic light

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:36 pm

Prospex- An upmarket chain of Opticians

downer · Post by **downer** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:37 pm

Cabochon - The headlight on a taxi.

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