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Turn-O-Graph - how to present bad news to management.
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Tribus: The phenomenon of waiting an age for a bus to turn up only for three to arrive at once.

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Water resistance - a preference for G+T
watching you fail in your quest for a “one watch” has been great entertainment
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Spring clip - getting your dog trimmed for the warmer weather
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Red twelve - a dozen Russian prisoners serving time for crimes they didn’t commit
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Kickstarter - the kid who instigated the fight
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Pelagos LHD - Mythical winged creature with an honorary degree
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Slab sides - the bits that fall on your toes
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Brushed finish - the little quiffy bit at the front that you spike up with a bit of hair gel
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Radial brushing - what’s required if you have a bowl cut
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Polar explorer - female exotic dancer
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missF wrote: Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:14 pm Polar explorer - female exotic dancer
One who has worked in Antarctica, I presume? :D
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Lindsay's on a roll ! :clap: :D :clap:

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Prospex- An upmarket chain of Opticians
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Cabochon - The headlight on a taxi.
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