The watchaholic's alternative dictionary

strapline · Post by **strapline** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:43 am

Onion crown: A very dry patch on the top of the head that really needs attention, leading to itchy, flaky scalp.

Des

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:46 am

Tank - get drunk to celebrate the arrival of your high end timepiece

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:57 am

Flyback second hand - return from your holiday by Ryanair

Tortoise · Post by **Tortoise** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:26 pm

missF wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:50 am Tortoise is racing!

V. good!

.... you're right, better get back to "slow and steady"..

Tortoise · Post by **Tortoise** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:30 pm

Amor Vincit Omnia wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:55 am
missF wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:50 am Tortoise is racing!
Yeah, and duplicating! He needs to read the earlier pages.

But surely just a methodical examination of the topic sir?

.. I can't resist when I've got a theme going..

Post by **Amor Vincit Omnia** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:34 pm

Ordy Mars Pig Wet - what Stan-loy is thinking of getting from that watch shop in Benny-dorm.

Tortoise · Post by **Tortoise** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:37 pm

rkovars wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:41 pm Spring Bar - Outdoor drinking establishment closed in the winter.

Cocktail Time - Happy Hour at the Spring Bar. Sometimes followed by Jumping Hour afterwards.

Tortoise · Post by **Tortoise** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:53 pm

Indiglo - Red-faced flush of righteous indignation when embarrassed by something watch related.

Swatch - A watch provided as a sample of a particular colour-way combination.

Role-X - Elon Musk's latest business venture to create a watch for the expedition to Mars.

Crystal Palace - Mod supplies super-shop.

Post by **Amor Vincit Omnia** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:57 pm

Ivor Biggun - small person with 6 inch matchstick wrists who claims that anything less than 44 mm looks like a kid’s watch on him, yet whose wrist shots always show the lugs overhanging by 5 mm at both ends.

strapline · Post by **strapline** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:05 pm

Hamilton: A smash hit Broadway musical often confused with an American watch brand that produces generic timepieces for farmers.

Des

strapline · Post by **strapline** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:07 pm

North Flag: A permanent state of male sexual arousal - see priapism.

Des

Tortoise · Post by **Tortoise** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:13 pm

Amor Vincit Omnia wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:50 pm
Crown-guards - Beefeaters

Ahh, spotted it ... my apologies.

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:13 pm

Sealander - the much anticipated new amphibious vehicle from Land Rover, of which several pre-release images have been traded among the unscrupulous.

Tortoise · Post by **Tortoise** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:25 pm

Diver's Extension - Direct phone line to the Submariner's AD.

Wis · Post by **Wis** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 2:52 pm

Destro - country and western singer who doubles as a magician; works mainly on cheap cruise ships.

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