The watchaholic's alternative dictionary

strapline · Post by **strapline** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:54 am

El Primero: The Spanish dubbed name for Keanu Reeve's Character in The Matrix trilogy.

Des

Post by **Amor Vincit Omnia** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:55 am

missF wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:50 am Tortoise is racing!

Yeah, and duplicating! He needs to read the earlier pages.

strapline · Post by **strapline** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:58 am

richtel wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:27 pm Seamaster- that member of the group who manages to weather the rough crossing to Santander without needing to use the big white telephone.

Meant to applaud you on that yesterday, really made me lol.

Des

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:07 am

Zenith - kind of Buddhist

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:13 am

Cartier - someone who works in a french Amazon warehouse

Post by **Amor Vincit Omnia** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:21 am

strapline wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:58 am
richtel wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:27 pm Seamaster- that member of the group who manages to weather the rough crossing to Santander without needing to use the big white telephone.
Meant to applaud you on that yesterday, really made me lol.

Des

Woohoo – I’m a Seamaster! I’ve been going on ferries (many times) for about 50 years, including Norway and Biscay in heavy weather. Never been seasick in my life!

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:25 am

replacement crown - body double for the Queen when she can’t be bothered going out

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:25 am

Impact Analysis- a Jambophobe’s feverish inspection of a timepiece following an imagined ding

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:42 am

Balance wheel - resting your left hand on the steering mechanism of your car to take a wrist shot

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:49 am

Fitted end link The story telling towards the end of a trilogy film in which to align, foreshadow and set expectations for the next film in the trilogy.

missF · Post by **missF** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:53 am

Hollow end link - when the fitted end link leaves you disappointed

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:06 am

Deville Ladymatic - An up-market range of 'specialist' adult toys

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:08 am

richtel wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:06 am Deville Ladymatic - An up-market range of 'specialist' adult toys

Deville Trésor - Painful condition after using the Ladymatic for too long

Post by **Amor Vincit Omnia** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:23 am

richtel wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:08 am
richtel wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:06 am Deville Ladymatic - An up-market range of 'specialist' adult toys
Deville Trésor - Painful condition after using the Ladymatic for too long

Constellation - The stars you see when she whacks you over the head with her Ladymatic.

strapline · Post by **strapline** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:40 am

Keyless works: Burglers, the robbing scum!

Des

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