The watchaholic's alternative dictionary

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Air King - person who can light his farts
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watching you fail in your quest for a “one watch” has been great entertainment
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Microbrands-Russells' children.
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:lol: :clap:
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In-house movement - going at home to save the embarrassment of a public toilet
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Barrel-What I am currently scraping, trying to compete on this thread !


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200 replies! :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol:
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Jubilee bracelet - expensive gold trinket given by husband to wife after disappointing her for years.
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Self Winding-Rubbing your own back.

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signed crown-what you get, when you visit the world's most exclusive Dentist.

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Oyster bracelet - the ring of stains in your toilet after having an in-house movement caused by eating too many bivalve molluscs gone bad and getting food poisoning.
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Authorised dealer - a pharmacist
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Omega -Someone from Birmingham, expressing interest.

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5-position sliding clasp

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Glide Lock - When the KY just isn't working anymore.
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Navitimer - the system that clocks workers in and out of a building site
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