Luminor Marina - a new development of luxury villas in Dubai

Deformed hairspring - what happens to your hair style when you fall asleep drunk.

60/60 guarantee: Should your watch require a service expect it to be in for 60 days minimum, and expect to send 60 emails enquiring on its whereabouts.

Des

Grail - the most desirable watch, tantalisingly elusive and just out of reach, but yet maybe attainable somehow. If I could acquire this watch, it would be the one and only watch that would sate all these horological temptations........for a month or two until nbg, stefs or some other so and so posts in the "what watch are you dreaming...." thread.

Holy grail - a religious man's grail watch (with a cathedral handset)

Hour hand - exceptionally long standing ovation

Minute hand - baby appendage

Oyster perpetual - recurring burps as a result of eating bivalve molluscs

Retrograde date - the sensation that you have lived through this day previously.

Hairspring stud - an exceedingly well coiffed promiscuous man.

G-Shock:That feeling when the penny finally drops, along with the credit card bill, for the eight grand you spent on that luxury Swiss timepiece.

Des

missF wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:05 pm Oyster perpetual - recurring burps as a result of eating bivalve molluscs

And ^^^ Des!

Moonphase-The time when you used to enjoy sticking your naked bum out of Car/Train windows.

Regards Steve

Datejust - bag of chips and a shared can of irn-bru; quick peck on the cheek

BB36 - bra size of a petite woman

Counterbalance- Looking at the wife's bank statement.

Regards Steve

Black Bay - eBay’s evil twin

Black Bay Blue-How you feel when you get swizzed by eBay's evil twin.

Regards Steve