Polerouter - an exotic dancer describing how to get from A to B.

PAM - your friend who likes wearing big watches

Digital watch - one operated by your finger

Big day complication - the dog ate the wedding cake

Big date complication - you came back from the toilet with your dress tucked in your pants

A fabulous feel good thread.

Thanks to the contributors, so far, for making me laugh so much I cried (much needed these days).

Keep it going and I'll try and think of a few of my own dictionary definitions.

Guy

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Haute Horlogerie - a posh ski resort

La Chaux-de-Fonds - a high-end patisserie

Glycine Incursore - what an Italian doctor shoves where the sun don't shine

Skagen Melby - something you should see a Danish GP about.

^^

Lift Angle- The precise geometry needed to prevent painful injury when retreiving your large box of watch paraphernalia and tools from the top shelf of the spare room cupboard.

Elliot Brown - Charlie's camera-shy brother

Eco-drive - campaign by local businesses to pick plastic off the beach

Blue dial - phoning your mum because you just split up with your girlfriend

Yellow dial - phoning to split up with your girlfriend because you’re too chicken to see her in person

^^^
California Dial - expensive phone-call

Snowflake hands - frostbite for those of a more sensitive disposition

Keyless Works - factory with Salto locks

Filippo Loreti - Celebrated 1930's Italian operatic tenor

Constellation Pie-Pan - Also known as the Big Dipper or the Plough