The watchaholic's alternative dictionary

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Wooden watch - Pointless & useless like a Soviet era made ar$e wobbler notoriously too big to fit into ar$e and not wobbling
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Pressure testing - asking a job candidate to do role play
watching you fail in your quest for a “one watch” has been great entertainment
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^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Watch Dial - the act of taking a shower with your dive watch on.
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Fob Watch- an obvious fake
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^^ brilliant! :lol:
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Field watch - what farmers do
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Sports watch - what BSkyB was set up for
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Gilt Dial - the dial on a watch you know you paid too much for.
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Glashütte - An unfortunate incident involving an air rifle and next door's greenhouse.
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Hydroconquest - giving up alcohol and forcing yourself to like water
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Microadjust- a discrete rearrangement of one’s underwear to make the day much more comfortable.
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Glashütte ribbing - the act of making fun of your neighbour’s greenhouse.
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Rattrapante - the sensation you feel when a rat crawls up your trouser leg.
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