The watchaholic's alternative dictionary

Korkki · Post by **Korkki** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:00 pm

Wooden watch - Pointless & useless like a Soviet era made ar$e wobbler notoriously too big to fit into ar$e and not wobbling

missF · Post by **missF** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:08 pm

Pressure testing - asking a job candidate to do role play

Post by **rkovars** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:08 pm

^^

Post by **rkovars** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:10 pm

Watch Dial - the act of taking a shower with your dive watch on.

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:12 pm

Fob Watch- an obvious fake

missF · Post by **missF** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:14 pm

^^ brilliant!

missF · Post by **missF** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:20 pm

Field watch - what farmers do

Deks · Post by **Deks** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:22 pm

missF · Post by **missF** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:22 pm

Sports watch - what BSkyB was set up for

Post by **rkovars** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:23 pm

Gilt Dial - the dial on a watch you know you paid too much for.

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:24 pm

Glashütte - An unfortunate incident involving an air rifle and next door's greenhouse.

missF · Post by **missF** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:42 pm

Hydroconquest - giving up alcohol and forcing yourself to like water

richtel · Post by **richtel** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:47 pm

Microadjust- a discrete rearrangement of one’s underwear to make the day much more comfortable.

Wis · Post by **Wis** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:00 am

Glashütte ribbing - the act of making fun of your neighbour’s greenhouse.

Wis · Post by **Wis** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:02 am

Rattrapante - the sensation you feel when a rat crawls up your trouser leg.

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