The watchaholic's alternative dictionary

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^^ :lol: :lol:
What an awesome thread......
watching you fail in your quest for a “one watch” has been great entertainment
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Moon phase complication - when you accidentally show someone your naked behind.
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Truely awesome and hilarious, Lindsey!
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:oops: :lol: Got far too much time on my hands......
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Reverso - turning abruptly and walking away when you later see the person you had a moon phase complication with.
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We need this. It is medicinal.
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Clous de Paris - evidence that someone has been visiting Paris.
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^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
watching you fail in your quest for a “one watch” has been great entertainment
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‘Imprudently spendy’
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Sub - a type of waterproof cheese and ham roll
watching you fail in your quest for a “one watch” has been great entertainment
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Tachymeter: A small electronic gizmo used to measure the taste applied in furnishing a Russian oligarch's chateau or superyacht.

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:lol: ^^^ Excellent!
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Rattrapante - How Private Baldrick obtains Captain Blackadder’s dinner.
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Quantum Leap - Going from “No more watches” to “lets’s see what’s out there” to “Ooooo I like that!” to “BUY BUY BUY!!!” in a couple of weeks.
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Third party movement: Nothing gets you running from a public toilet quicker! :lol: :lol:

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Wrist watch - what you do when you have a new timepiece....
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