The Christmas Cracker Jokes Thread!

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Why did the man open all of his windows from the beginning of December ?

Because, he thought it would be Advent-ageous !

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

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Where does Santa keep his money?

The snow bank!
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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.
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Which reindeer is too scared to visit Turkey?

Chicken Döner

What do you give a reindeer with a hangover?

Elka Seltzer

What is the reindeer’s favourite pudding?

Chocolate moose
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Q: How do you confuse an elf?

A: Ask him to help you shovel snow, show him two shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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Why couldn’t Santa sell Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

Cos they were too deer
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Q; Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in a hospital?

A; Because he has private elf care!


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