Why did the man open all of his windows from the beginning of December ?
Because, he thought it would be Advent-ageous !
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The Christmas Cracker Jokes Thread!
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Re: The Christmas Cracker Jokes Thread!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Seasons Greetings All
Rgds
Steve
A Holly Davidson!
Seasons Greetings All
Rgds
Steve
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Re: The Christmas Cracker Jokes Thread!
Where does Santa keep his money?
The snow bank!
The snow bank!
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What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
Water.
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Re: The Christmas Cracker Jokes Thread!
Which reindeer is too scared to visit Turkey?
Chicken Döner
What do you give a reindeer with a hangover?
Elka Seltzer
What is the reindeer’s favourite pudding?
Chocolate moose
Chicken Döner
What do you give a reindeer with a hangover?
Elka Seltzer
What is the reindeer’s favourite pudding?
Chocolate moose
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Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
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Re: The Christmas Cracker Jokes Thread!
Q: How do you confuse an elf?
A: Ask him to help you shovel snow, show him two shovels and tell him to take his pick.
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A: Ask him to help you shovel snow, show him two shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Des
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Why couldn’t Santa sell Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Cos they were too deer
Cos they were too deer
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Re: The Christmas Cracker Jokes Thread!
Q; Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in a hospital?
A; Because he has private elf care!
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A; Because he has private elf care!
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And in short measures, life may perfect bee. - Ben Jonson (1572 – 1637)
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