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She told me her dream was to see wolves.

I got two tickets for Molineux.

Never saw her again.
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Amor Vincit Omnia wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 10:36 pm
This one is for Steve!

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jkbarnes wrote: Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:03 pm This one is for Steve!
Ναι, ιστορίες είναι όμορφες στα ελληνικά. Τι διαβάζει ο παππούς;

(ΠΣ. Μπορείς να βρίσκεις αυτό με Google!)
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το έκανα. Μάλλον διάβασε την Ιλιάδα.
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Wis wrote: Sun Sep 04, 2022 11:00 am το έκανα. Μάλλον διάβασε την Ιλιάδα.
:lol: :clap: :clap:

Γιατί όχι; Εκείνο είναι ένα πολύ καλό βιβλίο. :thumbup:
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Είναι όλα ελληνικά για μένα!
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Amor Vincit Omnia wrote: Sun Sep 04, 2022 2:59 pm
Wis wrote: Sun Sep 04, 2022 11:00 am το έκανα. Μάλλον διάβασε την Ιλιάδα.
:lol: :clap: :clap:

Γιατί όχι; Εκείνο είναι ένα πολύ καλό βιβλίο. :thumbup:
Stif wrote: Mon Sep 05, 2022 3:55 pm Είναι όλα ελληνικά για μένα!

This is all double Dutch to me. :-k :-k


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This according to The British Association for the Advancement of Science is the worlds funniest joke - written apparently by Spike Milligan. Although I’m sure Spike didn’t write it in Italian.
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OK, sorry, no more Greek. Just a bit of fun, and there’s always Google. The Italian joke was good, Brian. :clap:
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Amor Vincit Omnia wrote: Mon Sep 05, 2022 5:21 pm OK, sorry, no more Greek. Just a bit of fun, and there’s always Google. The Italian joke was good, Brian. :clap:
Even funnier in English, Steve

I googled some Italian jokes and was quite surprised, some very funny, some groan aloud:-

An Italian Jedi Knight:-

Obi Wan Cannoli
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First time to this thread, the language had me reaching for my settings.
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Shortened one, will only make sense if you have some knowledge of the French language.

Anyhow, French guy was trying to find affordable English lessons in Paris, couldnt find anything until one day he saw in the classified smth unbeatable. He's rather excited and decides to show up at the place:

-Is it here for the English lessons?
-If if, between...
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Stif wrote: Mon Sep 05, 2022 3:55 pm Είναι όλα ελληνικά για μένα!
If it sounds like Greek it probably is Greek, as Blackadder’s friend Percy said. :lol:
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I bought my Daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I Can't wait to see her face light up, when she opens it .

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The more I read this, the more I laugh.

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