James Veitch is quite funny, but I'm not sure what to make of this. I appreciate his honesty.monkeymax wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 12:28 pm Here's a rather topical comedy routine, rather than a joke:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ja ... escription
Jokes to cheer us up
-
- Senior Forumgod
- Posts: 3918
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:45 pm
- CW-watches: 5
- Location: Alberta, Canada (The Great White North, eh!)
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
2017 CW Forum "Darwin Award" winner.
- magicman
- Trusted Seller
- Posts: 3880
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:45 pm
- CW-watches: 2
- Location: Loughton, Essex
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
My dad just won £1million pounds on the lottery.
I asked, if he'd ticked the No publicity box, which he hadn't.
So I asked "What, about the begging letters"
"Oh" he said "I'm still going to send them"
Regards Steve
I asked, if he'd ticked the No publicity box, which he hadn't.
So I asked "What, about the begging letters"
"Oh" he said "I'm still going to send them"
Regards Steve
Selling Tudor Pelagos 39
- strapline
- Senior Forumgod
- Posts: 2328
- Joined: Tue May 07, 2019 3:00 pm
- CW-watches: 0
- Location: SW Ireland
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
^^ ^^
I like that, that has tickled me, Steve.
Des
I like that, that has tickled me, Steve.
Des
Does melancholy count as two of your five daily servings?
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
As this is a watch forum - I am reminded about my wooden watch. Wooden case, flexible wooden strap. Wooden work.
- Amor Vincit Omnia
- Moderator
- Posts: 33796
- Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:34 pm
- CW-watches: 4
- Location: Norfolk, UK
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
^^^ A friend of mine took his wife to an orchard on her birthday. It was a beautiful day in early autumn and they sat and lay on the grass picnicking and looking up at the fruit laden trees.
She wasn’t too happy because he had promised her an Apple Watch.
She wasn’t too happy because he had promised her an Apple Watch.
- These users thanked the author Amor Vincit Omnia for the post (total 2):
- magicman • suicidal_orange
Steve
Linguist; retired teacher; pilgrim; apprentice travel writer
Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
Linguist; retired teacher; pilgrim; apprentice travel writer
Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
- magicman
- Trusted Seller
- Posts: 3880
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:45 pm
- CW-watches: 2
- Location: Loughton, Essex
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
If your girlfriend, comes home in a white jumpsuit, covered in bee stings and smelling of honey.
She's definitely a Keeper !
Regards Steve
She's definitely a Keeper !
Regards Steve
- These users thanked the author magicman for the post (total 2):
- Bahnstormer_vRS • suicidal_orange
Selling Tudor Pelagos 39
- magicman
- Trusted Seller
- Posts: 3880
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:45 pm
- CW-watches: 2
- Location: Loughton, Essex
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
I've bought 75% Share of a Vampire hunting business.
I'm the main Stakeholder.
Regards Steve
I'm the main Stakeholder.
Regards Steve
- These users thanked the author magicman for the post (total 2):
- Bahnstormer_vRS • Amor Vincit Omnia
Selling Tudor Pelagos 39
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
I have a friend who mistakenly put daffodil bulbs in a stew thinking they were onions. He's in hospital, and the doctors say he will be out in the spring.
- These users thanked the author JAFO for the post (total 2):
- magicman • Amor Vincit Omnia
- magicman
- Trusted Seller
- Posts: 3880
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:45 pm
- CW-watches: 2
- Location: Loughton, Essex
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
Knock Knock
"Stop the Funeral" !!!
Regards Steve
"Stop the Funeral" !!!
Regards Steve
- These users thanked the author magicman for the post:
- Amor Vincit Omnia
Selling Tudor Pelagos 39
- Amor Vincit Omnia
- Moderator
- Posts: 33796
- Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:34 pm
- CW-watches: 4
- Location: Norfolk, UK
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
On a similar theme:
There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour
Her ears were in flower
And her navel was chock full of weeds.
That was the sanitised version. The one we sang at the Boat Club was a little different.
Steve
Linguist; retired teacher; pilgrim; apprentice travel writer
Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
Linguist; retired teacher; pilgrim; apprentice travel writer
Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
- magicman
- Trusted Seller
- Posts: 3880
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:45 pm
- CW-watches: 2
- Location: Loughton, Essex
Re: Jokes to cheer us up
I broke up with a girl years ago, because of her obsession with counting.
I wonder what's she's up to ?
Regards Steve
I wonder what's she's up to ?
Regards Steve
Selling Tudor Pelagos 39
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
- 16 Replies
- 522 Views
-
Last post by iain