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Post by magicman Sat Dec 10, 2022 5:11 pm
JAFO wrote: ↑ Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:19 pm
The sailor was shipwrecked and woke up on a desert island. He was purple all over. He's been marooned
He had a dog with him, and after many days of hunger, he looked at the dog, and unfortunately had to eat the dog. He looked at all the bones afterwards, and said "Gosh, Rover would have loved these bones"
He went exploring and eventually came across a shack with a sign saying "Supplies". He opened the door, and a Chinese chap jumped out, saying "Supplies, Supplies".
You opened the Christmas Crackers early ?
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Post by magicman Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:41 pm
This just landed in my back garden !
Regards Steve
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Post by Amor Vincit Omnia Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:58 pm
magicman wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:41 pm
This just landed in my back garden.
The heat shield appears to be intact so it should have survived re-entry.
Steve Linguist; retired teacher; pilgrim; apprentice travel writer Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
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Post by atnits Sun Dec 11, 2022 9:45 pm
Amor Vincit Omnia
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Post by Amor Vincit Omnia Sun Dec 11, 2022 9:55 pm
There was a young man from Peru,
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Post by Tally Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:57 pm
magicman wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:41 pm
This just landed in my back garden !
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Regards Steve
I wondered where the ball went when Kane missed.... Though you could say....
It's coming home, it's coming home.... The football has come home
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Post by watchaholic Tue Dec 13, 2022 3:23 am
Why was the snowman thrown out of the produce section in the grocery store?
Time and money? I’ve spent most of mine on booze and women. The rest I just wasted…
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Post by atnits Tue Dec 13, 2022 9:49 pm
Tally wrote: ↑ Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:57 pm magicman wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:41 pm
This just landed in my back garden !
Screenshot_20221211_163920_WhatsApp.jpg
Regards Steve
I wondered where the ball went when Kane missed.... Though you could say....
It's coming home, it's coming home.... The football has come home
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Post by JAFO Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:53 am
I just heard that William Shakespeare was thrown out of The Prancing Pony. He was bard.
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Post by JAFO Mon Feb 13, 2023 10:50 pm
^^^^
An early appearance for John Bishop, disguised as George.
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Post by iain Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:35 am
Iain’s Law: Any discussion on the Christopher Ward forum, irrespective of the thread title or subject matter, will eventually lead to someone mentioning the Bel Canto if the thread continues for long enough.
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Post by JAFO Fri Mar 03, 2023 6:15 pm
I just thought I would let you know about a friend who is seriously ill in hospital.
He inadvertently ate a stew made with daffodil bulbs instead of onions. The doctors say he should be out in the spring.
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Post by nbg Fri Mar 03, 2023 9:36 pm
iain wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:35 am
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Well it doesn’t get any better than that. You have reached your Zenith with that one….
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