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JAFO wrote: Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:19 pm The sailor was shipwrecked and woke up on a desert island. He was purple all over. He's been marooned

He had a dog with him, and after many days of hunger, he looked at the dog, and unfortunately had to eat the dog. He looked at all the bones afterwards, and said "Gosh, Rover would have loved these bones"

He went exploring and eventually came across a shack with a sign saying "Supplies". He opened the door, and a Chinese chap jumped out, saying "Supplies, Supplies".
You opened the Christmas Crackers early ?

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This just landed in my back garden !
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magicman wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:41 pm This just landed in my back garden.
The heat shield appears to be intact so it should have survived re-entry.
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There was a young man from Peru,
Whose limericks never would rhyme.
When asked why this was
He said, - No sé, Señor,
Pero quiero un café con leche.
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magicman wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:41 pm This just landed in my back garden !

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I wondered where the ball went when Kane missed.... Though you could say....

It's coming home, it's coming home.... The football has come home :lol:
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Why was the snowman thrown out of the produce section in the grocery store?
For picking his nose.
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Tally wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:57 pm
magicman wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:41 pm This just landed in my back garden !

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I wondered where the ball went when Kane missed.... Though you could say....

It's coming home, it's coming home.... The football has come home :lol:
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I just heard that William Shakespeare was thrown out of The Prancing Pony. He was bard. :D
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^^^^
An early appearance for John Bishop, disguised as George. :D
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I just thought I would let you know about a friend who is seriously ill in hospital.

He inadvertently ate a stew made with daffodil bulbs instead of onions. The doctors say he should be out in the spring. :D
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iain wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:35 am 6B920E2D-8139-4CB5-8C8E-6CF5C34AD55A.jpeg
Well it doesn’t get any better than that. You have reached your Zenith with that one….

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