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Jokes to cheer us up
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Re: Jokes to cheer us up
Here’s a vicious joke a former student shared on social media earlier today. It’s a snippet of a text exchange between him and some friends in England after the USA’s lost to the Netherlands.
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Re: Jokes to cheer us up
Not really a joke, but a funny line from the first episode of "Only Murders in the Building", which I just watched.
"I don't know. It's so PBS-y. Like a Ken Burns documentary on the History of Boredom."
"I don't know. It's so PBS-y. Like a Ken Burns documentary on the History of Boredom."
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Re: Jokes to cheer us up
That’s a great line!
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Re: Jokes to cheer us up
My wife complained, that I don't buy her flowers.
To be fair, I didn't know she sold them.
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To be fair, I didn't know she sold them.
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If Santa were a forum moderator…
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Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
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^^^^ I swallowed a dictionary once, it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
Iain’s Law: Any discussion on the Christopher Ward forum, irrespective of the thread title or subject matter, will eventually lead to someone mentioning the Bel Canto if the thread continues for long enough.
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^^^
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Steve
Linguist; retired teacher; pilgrim; apprentice travel writer
Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
Linguist; retired teacher; pilgrim; apprentice travel writer
Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
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magicman
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Re: Jokes to cheer us up
I might revisit, to find out why people, punch holes in walls.missF wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:51 am I googled ‘What type of people like puns?’
https://www.fatherly.com/health/the-sci ... e-puns/amp
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The article below, the puns.magicman wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 10:37 amI might revisit, to find out why people, punch holes in wallsmissF wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:51 am I googled ‘What type of people like puns?’
https://www.fatherly.com/health/the-sci ... e-puns/amp
Or is it the punchline to the above article ?
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The sailor was shipwrecked and woke up on a desert island. He was purple all over. He's been marooned
He had a dog with him, and after many days of hunger, he looked at the dog, and unfortunately had to eat the dog. He looked at all the bones afterwards, and said "Gosh, Rover would have loved these bones"
He went exploring and eventually came across a shack with a sign saying "Supplies". He opened the door, and a Chinese chap jumped out, saying "Supplies, Supplies".
He had a dog with him, and after many days of hunger, he looked at the dog, and unfortunately had to eat the dog. He looked at all the bones afterwards, and said "Gosh, Rover would have loved these bones"
He went exploring and eventually came across a shack with a sign saying "Supplies". He opened the door, and a Chinese chap jumped out, saying "Supplies, Supplies".