How many firemen does it take...?

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How many firemen does it take...?

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I haven't posted much on here recently but I just couldn't bear the thought of you all missing the latest news from Tubingen...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/j ... re-germany

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I saw that too. My other half is a clinical psychologist and so you can imagine the Freudian explanation I received! For my part I couldn't stop giggling like a schoolboy. I bet he felt a right :silent:
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In my view, it looks nothing like any vagina I have seen. Perhaps, for that reason, the eejit thought he would re-enact a scene from 147 Hours? Either way, he is a prize tit and I can imagine what the firemen are saying to one another while they try to remain professional.
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Long long ago and far far away I worked as a fireman while in college. The firehouse was right near Sorority Row and late one night we got a call to respond for a rescue to one of the sororities. It seems one of the sisters had gone down sans adornment to get a coke from the machine. It took her money but refused to give her the bottle. So she bent down, opened the door where they came out and turning to face upwards stuck her arm into the machine. It grabbed her.

By the time we got there her sisters had thrown a blanket over her but the parts exposed were about the same color as the machine.

Took a half dozen of us about thirty minutes to free the damsel.
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