What do you call a famous fish ?
A star fish .
How about a jokes page, I'll start!
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The rodent club finished drafting their constitution , but it has yet to be ratified .
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Oh, come on. You can do better than thistempusmaximus wrote:What do you call a famous fish ?
A star fish .
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night. Be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels, Frank Sinatra
All You Need Is Love, The Beatles
Too much of anything is bad. But too much of good whiskey is barely enough, Mark Twain
All You Need Is Love, The Beatles
Too much of anything is bad. But too much of good whiskey is barely enough, Mark Twain
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Re: How about a jokes page, I'll start!
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A star fish
What fish only swims at night?TheBeatles wrote:Oh, come on. You can do better than thistempusmaximus wrote:What do you call a famous fish ?
A star fish .
A star fish
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That's my nieces bestTheBeatles wrote:Oh, come on. You can do better than thistempusmaximus wrote:What do you call a famous fish ?
A star fish .
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In that case, she's the startempusmaximus wrote:That's my nieces bestTheBeatles wrote:Oh, come on. You can do better than thistempusmaximus wrote:What do you call a famous fish ?
A star fish .
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night. Be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels, Frank Sinatra
All You Need Is Love, The Beatles
Too much of anything is bad. But too much of good whiskey is barely enough, Mark Twain
All You Need Is Love, The Beatles
Too much of anything is bad. But too much of good whiskey is barely enough, Mark Twain
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Re: How about a jokes page, I'll start!
My 8 year-old's favourite joke...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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My friend made a casserole but she's a bit short-sighted and put in daffodil bulbs instead of onions. She became quite ill and had to go into hospital. The doctors say she'll be out in the Spring.
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Linguist; retired teacher; pilgrim; apprentice travel writer
Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. (Max Ehrmann)
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Amor Vincit Omnia wrote:The doctors say she'll be out in the Spring.
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Two aerials meet on a roof , fall in love , get married . The ceremony was rubbish , but the reception was brilliant .
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Man goes to the doctors " Doc , I can't stop singing its green , green , grass of home " . The doctor say's " That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome ". " Is it common " asks the man . " Its not unusual" the doctor replied .
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Brillianttempusmaximus wrote:Man goes to the doctors " Doc , I can't stop singing its green , green , grass of home " . The doctor say's " That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome ". " Is it common " asks the man . " Its not unusual" the doctor replied .
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night. Be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels, Frank Sinatra
All You Need Is Love, The Beatles
Too much of anything is bad. But too much of good whiskey is barely enough, Mark Twain
All You Need Is Love, The Beatles
Too much of anything is bad. But too much of good whiskey is barely enough, Mark Twain
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Police arrested two kids yesterday , one was drinking battery acid , the other was eating a firework .
They charged one and let the other one off .
They charged one and let the other one off .
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I cleaned the attic with the mother in law the other day . We still can't get all the cobwebs out of her hair !
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