Caption Competition -UPDATED 14 JUNE

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Re: Caption Competition -UPDATED 21 MAY

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village wrote: Image
Old man to child:

"I dont wanna worry you son but I saw John Terry's car parked outside your Mummy's house!!"







I can see a bit of a theme developing here...
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Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
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Re: Caption Competition -UPDATED 21 MAY

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Re: Caption Competition -UPDATED 21 MAY

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I might award that one to Rick for no other reason than showing his age :lol: :lol:

I would have gone for something like "AAAAaaaarrrgghhhhh....i thought we buried Grandad last year!!!"
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Re: Caption Competition -UPDATED 21 MAY

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OK.....on to the next picture....

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Re: Caption Competition -UPDATED 28 MAY

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after yet more cuts in the defence budget,the nose cones for trident missiles will be made in india :shock:
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Are you sure about those measurements from Madonna?
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Quick!!!! The Ice Cream vans just turned up and i'm very hot!!
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Re: Caption Competition -UPDATED 28 MAY

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ianblyth wrote:Are you sure about those measurements from Madonna?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
IB you just made me waste some good beer and use the last of the Mr Muscle on my screen.
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Re: Caption Competition -UPDATED 28 MAY

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Just a one cornetto, give it to me, my god that's a big one, good job I didn't order all three :D
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Re: Caption Competition -UPDATED 28 MAY

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Any more for any more?
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The Rashid family always took their own bowls to Koomar's All-You-Can-Eat Rice Emporium...
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