I don’t mind them. The only annoying thing is having to call the assistant to have them verify that my bag is actually a bag!

It’s usually quicker than standing in the queue for a cashier. I always seem to be behind the person whose card doesn’t work, who wants to use 27 vouchers, or who goes away because they forgot cat food, leaving the cashier smiling indulgently and apologising to me for keeping me waiting. It wasn’t you, love, it was that silly…
Just the same when I go to the post office. I want two 1st class stamps and invariably end up behind the person who wants to send an elephant to Australia via Iceland.
The following is a bit out of date now as far as the technology is concerned. I wrote it in 2017.
“Nearly wet myself laughing this morning, standing next to a chap at the Sainsbury's self checkout. He was having an argument with it!
Have you swiped your Nectar Card?
No – I haven't got one!
Please insert cash or place your card in the Chip and pin device.
Hang on a minute – let me get my wallet out.
Please take your change – notes are dispensed below the scanner.
Yeah, okay.
Please take your items.
Hang on, let me put my wallet away first.
Thank you for shopping at Sainsbury's.
Sod off!”
