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Just been into the one in Torquay (well, have to give the wife a treat sometimes :lol: ) walked through the door and shouted: "Where's all the naked women?" and the girl by the door pointed me towards the back of the store and gave me a chocolate cock to munch on!

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Well, it was go in there or Goldsmiths - it was cheaper in .... Goldsmiths :lol:
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Did you bring any little packages home, from Goldsmiths ?
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Can't take him anywhere! Quite funny watching him unwrap a chocolate cock whilst walking down the high street and then eat it.
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A comment comes to mind here but being a gentleman................

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Mrs Xtriple wrote:Can't take him anywhere! Quite funny watching him unwrap a chocolate cock whilst walking down the high street and then eat it.
:shock:
I assume you crossed the road to avoid anyone thinking you were in any way connected.
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Loddonite wrote:
Mrs Xtriple wrote:Can't take him anywhere! Quite funny watching him unwrap a chocolate cock whilst walking down the high street and then eat it.
:shock:
I assume you crossed the road to avoid anyone thinking you were in any way connected.
No, she has to support me on the left (stick in right hand) so she can't get away, so she just laughed loudly and pointed out what I was doing to each and every passerby - BITCH!

Good job I'm not sensitive ain't it?

Then when we got home she told me I look deformed just to make me feel better :problem: :shock: Apparently I'm all twisted up and my chest sticks out. There was me still thinking I was a sex God... teach me to :wave: at the hot girlies who look my way!
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My heart bleeds...but then if you insist on fellating a piece of chocolate in public...procul O Irrumator! :lol:
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Amor Vincit Omnia wrote:My heart bleeds...but then if you insist on fellating a piece of chocolate in public...procul O Irrumator! :lol:
Fellating I understand, but even Google failed on the next bit :oops:
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Amor Vincit Omnia wrote:...procul O Irrumator! :lol:
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I think Steve might be casting aspersions about your sexuality dear boy :lol:
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Leo David wrote:I think Steve might be casting aspersions about your sexuality dear boy :lol:
I sort of gathered that, but the details eluded me... thankfully :silent:

Anyway, nowt wrong wi' my sexuality, I embraced my homosexuality many years ago. Wanna come round for a ... coffee? :lol:

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irrumator...vir quem delectat fellatio...illo faciente! :lol:
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Okay, I admit defeat on this thread. All I wanted to do was brag about going into Ann Summers shop (sob) and now you're all beating me up wiv Latin - I hate you big boys, I'm never gonna fag for you again :silent: (apt smiley don't you think :lol: ).
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Amor Vincit Omnia wrote:irrumator...vir quem delectat fellatio...illo faciente! :lol:
OK, translation:

C@@ksucker...bloke who likes BJs...as long as he's giving them!

Only a joke, you understand! :lol:
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